At what point would we not be surprised by a musician’s day job? Should we plot a range from Butt Trumpet to Jay-Z? Is Wild Flag kind of a bummer cos Timony should be feasting off that Dirt of Luck money? Is it weird that Brutal Juice never invites me onto their yacht, even though I namedrop them with no provocation? Doesn’t it suck that rampant poem torrenting has forced so many poets into academia?