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perpetua:

Mentos created this bizarre rap/R&B song to urge people in Singapore to have unprotected post-Mentos sex and raise the national birth rate. This song is strange and immensely quotable; I think the only way we could improve upon it is if Ryan Gosling was the rapper and Rebecca Black was the hook girl. 

Jukebox Amnesty Week alert! On a positive note, the song is aimed at established couples who already have kids. On a negative note, uuuuuuggggggggghhhhh.

(Source: youtube.com)

  1. djkalidiamond reblogged this from perpetua
  2. sprinklersareevil reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Mentos made a R&B song to get Singaporeans to uhhh…increase their birth rate. You know you want to see it.
  3. aflightygrim reblogged this from okayjokesover and added:
    light some candles while i sing the chorus
  4. cupiscent reblogged this from thegreatgodum and added:
    A really, really, really, really fancy stroller, tyvm.
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  6. okayjokesover reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    “I’m gonna put a bao in your oven” WHAT DID I JUST WATCH also that bit about the stroller?
  7. mylive reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Lolwut
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  9. thirstinmore said: we gotta go all the waaay for Singapore!
  10. thirstinmore reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    COME ON NOW, LET’S GET THAT BABY BONUS?!?! duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
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  12. sciencevsromance reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    The song gets more insanely desperate with each passing second.
  13. garrettpeace reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Ohhhh wtf
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  15. sleepssundays reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    This is the best thing on the internet today. I laughed out loud in the first seven seconds and it just gets weirder as...
  16. zchyrs reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    I have no words for how weird this is.
  17. the20000 reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Jukebox Amnesty Week alert! On a positive note, the song is aimed at established couples who already have kids. On a...
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